The Central United Methodist Church in Toledo, Ohio, has erected a billboard that proclaims "Being Gay is a Gift From God." Dan Rutt, a member of CUM's lead team which is responsible for the billboard, says he expects "a vigorous conversation in this community in many forms." (That's putting it mildly.) David Yonke reports for the Toledo Blade: The Rev. Bill Barnard, Central’s part-time pastor, said the billboard message will be linked to a four-week sermon series, and the overall campaign goal is “to make a leap beyond tolerance.” “Members of the congregation have experienced places and times where being lesbian or gay was tolerated — kind of 'don’t ask, don’t tell,' I know God forgives you,” Barnard said. “We’re saying, This is the way God created you. There’s nothing to forgive.“ Both Mr. Rutt and Mr. Barnard, who described themselves as “straight allies” of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender community, pointed out that Central has had a long history of supporting gay rights.
Evangelical leaders in the area, appalled at the thought of a Supreme Being who doesn't loathe queer individuals, are objecting to the billboard. Among those who take issue with Central's inclusive message is the Very Reverend Scott Ocke, pastor of Maumee United Methodist Church: "Our denomination says all persons are of sacred worth. It also says the practice of homosexuality is not compatible with Christian teaching. So we try to distinguish between what a person is and what they practice." Ocke added that gays and lesbians are welcome in his church as long as they're prepared to "move to a more biblical lifestyle." (Sigh.) Pastor Adam Read of Bethany Baptist Church is shocked, shocked! "The scriptures clearly condemn homosexuality as being a perversion of God’s plan as is stated clearly in Romans 1:26-27,” Preacher Read ejaculated. “God states that homosexuality is wrong, so it is impossible for homosexuality to be a gift from God.”
This is UMC's official position on gays and lesbians, according the General Conference's "holy" Book of Discipline: "While persons set apart by the Church for ordained ministry are subject to all the frailties of the human condition and the pressures of society, they are required to maintain the highest standards of holy living in the world. The practice of homosexuality is incompatible with Christian teaching. Therefore self-avowed practicing homosexuals1 are not to be certified as candidates, ordained as ministers, or appointed to serve in The United Methodist Church... Ceremonies that celebrate homosexual unions shall not be conducted by our ministers and shall not be conducted in our churches."
More than a few visitors to Toledo Blade's website expressed similar sentiments - and worse. From those comments:
"God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." (Bible thumpers are still saying that?)
"People are under the delusion that they can just live however they want with no consequence. Homosexuality is a sin. There is no other way to say it. I do not hate homosexuals. The Bible says to love the sinner but hate the sin. That's what I do." (How noble and smug of you.) "It's no different than loving an alcoholic, but hating the addiction." (Spare us.)
"I find it interesting how a Christian church can read the Bible and come up with this stance. Either the Word of God is the truth or it isn't. You can't pick and choose." (Pass the scallops.)
"We are talking about a so called church with a so called pastor making up his own so called Bible. I already know that anyone can call themselves a pastor." (This applies to many politically conservative preachers.)
"The last thing Toledo needs is to become a 'progressive' city." (Oh, the horrors!) "That word is just a fancy way of introducing all of the despicable society destroying lifestyles that NICE places don't want to be associated with. If you want progressive MOVE TO SAN FRANCISCO." (Or Canada. Or the European Union. Or really anyplace where religious zealots don't set themselves up as morality police.)
"Looky here, gay people. Now you too can buy a ticket on the stairway to heaven. We'll twist that Bible any way you need to, as long as it frees up that basket hand." (Fundie sarcasm. How cute is that?)
"Well, I don't think I want to shake hands in that congregation. There isn't enough sanitizer on the earth that would get that icky feeling off my hands!" (Christian love just radiates from this guy.)
"How wrong they are! Homosexuality came from the sin that was brought into this world by Adam and Eve when they disobeyed God and ate of the Forbidden fruit from the tree of life! Which they where not supposed to eat! Had they listened there would be no sin!" (You can never use too many exclamation points.)
And these same folks are astonished when their children grow up to commit hate crimes. Jesus wept.