The Sally Kern Award Goes to Janet Folger (now Porter)

What can you say about a woman who presented Fort Lauderdale Mayor Naugle with her "Family Protector of the Year" award for his crusade against Florida's LGBT community?  This is a woman who thinks that same-sex marriage is a sign of the Apocalypse.  This is a woman who believes that same-sex marriage was the reason God caused the Great Flood which sent Noah's family and two of every animal on the face of the planet (including dinosaurs, according to Sarah Palin) scurrying into an ark cobbled together with gopher wood and pitch.  Sayeth Janet:  "The one time in history when homosexual "marriage" was practiced was during the days of Noah...  The sin in and of itself is so contrary to why God created the world, so contrary to the order of God's nature, that God said then and there:  I have to start all over ... to annihilate the world and start from the beginning."  Ms Folger (now Porter because she finally found herself a may-an) is the Queen of Religious Mean for Faith2Action, a group of evangelical crazies who hope to turn the United States into a full-fledged Theocracy.  (Like a certain vice-presidential candidate who shall remain nameless.  Oh wait.  I already named her.)  Janet has written an article for World Net Daily called "You Cannot Be A Christian And Vote For Obama" and warns believers who do vote for Obama that they're going straight to hell.  (Presumably, after they die.)     

There's more.  Blushing Bridezilla Porter has just released a video that must be seen to be believed.  In it, she pretends to be an anchorwoman of the future, describing what the world will be like if John McCain loses the election.  Folks, this video is hysterical - but not because of any intentional humor on Folger/Porter's part (and clearly, the woman thinks she's the next Tina Fey).  It's funny because it's so incredibly insane.  Are right-wingers really this comically impaired?  Are they this irony-challenged?  Can you imagine what it would be like if "spoofs" such as this were our sole means of entertainment?  (In the Biblical America of Janet's dreams, this thing would be running on Saturday Night Live.)