The Cruise From Hell: 7 Days Locked on a Boat with Mitt Romney and Jonah Goldberg

Who says the United States doesn't condone torture?

Just consider this dream vacation! From November 8 to 15th, the conservative National Review is sponsoring a post election Carribean cruise that will feature these wingnuts guest speakers:  Mitt Romney (I guess he's not really counting on that VP thing), Jonah Goldberg (Listed as "Liberal Fascism Author: "I just call him "Little Lying Weasel."), Kate O'Beirne (author of Women Who Make the World Worse: and How Their Radical Feminist Assault Is Ruining Our Schools, Families, Military, and Sports.), Mona Charen (author of that sizzler, Useful Idiots: How Liberals Got it Wrong in the Cold War and Still Blame America First), Mark Steyn (In 2001, he wrote “it's one thing to let the Japs build your car and the Chinks supply your cuddly toys”.), Brent Bozell (Media Blowhard) and  Byron York (ditto; see: blowhard).

And, a host of other horrible conservative people whose resumes are filled with fearmongering, scary stuff.

I asked partner Dave if he would spend thousands of dollars to be confined in the middle of the ocean with this crowd?  His reply:  "I'd prefer lethal injection... and I'll self administer it."